I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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