I want to stick my p in your. b.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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