Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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