i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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