So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Randomize
