This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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