Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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