Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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