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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?

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  4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds

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  mom cant say that college never taught us math

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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  We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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  I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through

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• (661): View more from California

  just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.

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