you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
third nipple confirmed
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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