i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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