I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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