She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
