best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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