When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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