i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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