Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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