This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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