is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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