he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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