sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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