Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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