I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sponge bath it is.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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