I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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