some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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