I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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