the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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