This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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