And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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