All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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