Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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