Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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