dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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