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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Girls should come with a carfax report
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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