Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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