: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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