Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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