Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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