She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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