I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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