"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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