I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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