He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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