you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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