I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
