He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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