In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the day after is always just damage control
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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