Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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