Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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