my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
