All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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