Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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