He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So many bounce houses so little time
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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