fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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