I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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