Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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